Push in the back … Oh, apparently not
Ah Throw! … Apparently not
Contact below the knee, right? …. Nope
Too high? … Don’t be silly.
Holding the man AND too high obviously … Not so
Contact below the knee? …. No.
Which leads to … Bulldog trips over team mate and falls – Play on, right?
NOOOOO – FREE KICK and GOAL!
Fortunately the AFL and their Melbourne based scribes have an ability to actually see into the future and so while you might think the umpiring could have affected the result, that would be foolish because IT DIDN’T the AFL knows it didn’t because it tells us, even though the umpiring was substandard it didn’t affect anything … in which case, why have umpires? Since when they are manifestly awful and incompetent it makes no difference anyway.