Going through some old files I found material from the stand-up stuff Johnny Ryan and I did in the early 80s. Here’s a sample.
Q: Which piece of attire would not be found on a true bogan?
A: Black t-shirt
B: White belt
C: Ripped sneakers
D: Crucifix earring
ANS: A – the black t-shirt would have already been ripped off in a fight.
Q: Which sticker would be out of place on a bogan car?
A: Baby on Board
B: Angels Rule
C: Oils Rule
D: INXS Rule
Ans: Not A – one of your bogan mates would have put that on for a joke, D: Michael Hutchence’s skin’s too good.
Q: Where would a bogan prefer to go on a night out?
D: The Opera
Ans A: Spider’s having his 21st there
Q: Which film star is the bogan favourite?
A: Arnold Schwartzenagger
B: Charles Brosnan
C: Chuck Norris
D: Rachel Ward
Ans: D – we’re not poofters and who wouldn’t want to go to bed with Brian Brown