Going through some old files I found material from the stand-up stuff Johnny Ryan and I did in the early 80s. Here’s a sample.
Q: Which piece of attire would not be found on a true bogan?
A: Black t-shirt
B: White belt
C: Ripped sneakers
D: Crucifix earring
ANS: A – the black t-shirt would have already been ripped off in a fight.
Q: Which sticker would be out of place on a bogan car?
A: Baby on Board
B: Angels Rule
C: Oils Rule
D: INXS Rule
Ans: Not A – one of your bogan mates would have put that on for a joke, D: Michael Hutchence’s skin’s too good.
Q: Where would a bogan prefer to go on a night out?
A: McDonalds
B: Rollerskating
C: Speedway
D: The Opera
Ans A: Spider’s having his 21st there
Q: Which film star is the bogan favourite?
A: Arnold Schwartzenagger
B: Charles Brosnan
C: Chuck Norris
D: Rachel Ward
Ans: D – we’re not poofters and who wouldn’t want to go to bed with Brian Brown
laugh out loud, say general fritze, just as bogan hunters ends, also when does the new novel come out & what’s the title, in my minds eye can see leopard with his bemused look, ……………..vale leopard.
I heard a whisper you are playing in Mandurah around Australia Day next year. Any other gigs planned.