DARK SIDE OF THE SCRUM

My 1990 comedy Rugby League album has been digitally remastered and is now available for download from CD Baby. Under $4 (U.S.) for fourteen tracks is I think as good a value as it gets. http://store.cdbaby.com/cd/davewarnerandthehappyhookers

Missing off the original release is I Wanna See Wally Play and Single Hope because it would have taken too long to go back and clear the songs. All the others are there however, like

THE BALLAD OF MARIO –

Oh little Mario he plays for Rabbitohs

Along with Davo he forms a tough combo

He runs from dummy half Mario is really tough

Don’t confuse with boxer bloke though Mario can really poke

Mario wears headband to show he’s a Pat Cash fan

He’s true Australian though his family started alien

Now he owns a restaurant he’s a model for young ethnic punks

When they are feeling low they follow Mario

But there was a contract out and Mario he was in doubt

If he wear green and red could wind up with horse’s head in bed

That’s one scenario don’t appeal to Mario

To end up like Brando Godfather Rabbitoh

1 Comment on DARK SIDE OF THE SCRUM

  1. Ha! still have this on cassette & a player too, listened to it again & had a laugh, most of the songs are still funny for us with memories of those day & players, quiet surprised @ how tuneful it is & the sound quality is clear too. Forgot to say well done so: well done! – will see if I can get one of my boys to download it.-

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